So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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