That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
