i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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