I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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