Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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