As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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