Pappa wants mamma naked
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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