I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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