No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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