my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's just like the Real World with babies
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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