in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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