how hairy? two words: wookie tits
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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