Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
