Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
he had hair everywhere except his balls
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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