Already got asked if we're dating
so that wasnt chicken after all
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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