My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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