Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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