Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Randomize
