He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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