You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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