apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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