omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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