Whod you bang
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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