Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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