we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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