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(773): View more from Illinois

I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it

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(602): View more from Arizona

Goodnight sugar queer

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Sugar queer??

(602): View more from Arizona

Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?

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(419): View more from Ohio

i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write

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(631): View more from New York

i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth

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(503): View more from Oregon

He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?

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(248): View more from Michigan

A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend

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