Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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