She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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