I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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