Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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