he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She swung at the pinata with crutches
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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