I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I don't think brook has ever known best
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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