i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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