i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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