We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
