I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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