Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
We had sex on a dog bed..
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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