ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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