I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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