nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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