what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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