can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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