I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I wish I only lived at night.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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