New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
im calling her cock vulture from now on
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Randomize
