is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
