How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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