We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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