So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
