I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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