it hurts more in the daytime
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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