i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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